Tracks: 01 Rudebox Do the rudebox, Shake your rudebox x4 Ok then back to basics grab your shell toes and your fat laces A little hand clap for some funk faces and make your body move in the following places goes up your back and then down your spine and when it hits your head Ok then back to baseheads dance like you just won at the special Olympics I got the rudebox of the back of a spaceship, so sick I just had to take it The R.U.D.E.B.O.X. up yer jacksy, split yer kecks sing a song of semtex, pocket full of durex body full of mandrex Are we gonna have sex (yes) will you wear your knee socks (ohh) back to the rudebox Got this double fantasy where we just never stop, I've got one design and that's to funk you to the top Know whats on my mind there's only one thing you will find I got one design and that's to bump you til you drop Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty Ok then back to spaceship, take both pills fuck the matrix Jack those jills shake your Playtex rock 3 stripes not the asics A.D.I.D.A.S old school cos it's the best %u2013 yes Tk max cost less yes Jackson looks a mess bless Ok then what to do if you try to jack me ill rudebox you if you rudebox me ill rudebox your whole crew cos its what I do aint that right boo %u2013 true I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border cos the sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter I did it like this you did it like that I love it when you double clap clap [ these lyrics found on www.completealbumlyrics.com ] Grab this double fantasy where we just never stop I've got one design and that's to funk you to the top Know whats on my mind there%'s only one thing you will find I got one design and that's to bump you til you drop Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty Ok then check the tan line, make your body shape like you're stood on a landmine call me on my mobile not the landline and the jack the mainline at the same time Ok this is what we do, got a jam so fresh its nice for you Ok give it what you got and dial 808 for the bass to drop Ok then whats the fracas grab your cardy your lead hat and your bus pass you don't sweat much for a fat lass grab your rudebox cos your box is righteous Ok bum rush the show I got high speed dubbing on my stereo and all the tunes in the box are the cherrio I know I told you before did you hear me though Grab this double fantasy where we just never stop ive got one design and that's to funk you to the top Know whats on my mind there's only one thing you will find I got one design and that's to bump you til you drop Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox (repeat to fade) 02 Viva Life On Mars I just wanna be x4 I lost all faith in what I know The future doesn't need me So I kick a bo agen a wo and head it till it don't hurt no more. Use my cuts and lacerations, feed myself a new sensation woah woah Take a ride on your high horse If the horse is blind, use the force The falcon flies in two straight lines Red five standing by It's not a moon it's a space station It feels good the good vibration woah woah I know that you know some lovely people. Send them all an invitation, yer party to a segregation woah. Woah Viva life on mars I'm calling Sending my frequency to the galaxy so you can see people down here They don't want us to discuss the picture in the caves of us. A nosebleed and a bag of coal then they put you in a hole. We're knee deep in information And they can't stop this conversation. Woah woah I know that you know some lovely people. Send them all an invitation, party to a segregation woah. Woah Viva life on mars I'm calling Sending my frequency to the galaxy so you can see we're all down here I just wanna be x 8 Love is natural love is good Not everybody does it but everybody should. With them and us we've made a mess, till they decide which god is best. Free yourself from liberation from lake Geneva to the freeland station woah woah I know that you know some lovely people. Send them all an invitation, yer party to a segregation woah woah. Viva life on mars I'm calling Sending my frequency to the galaxy so you can see people down here Viva life on mars I'm calling x4 03 Lovelight what am I supposed to do to keep from goin under? now you're making holes in my heart and yes it's starting to show i've been holding back is it any wonder? since you walked right into my life and interrupted my flow [chorus] and I wanna know baby when you're with me who do you think you're fooling? making me feel so sure turnin your lovelight down again why don't you let me be? you don't know what you're doing making me feel so sure turning your lovelight down again (did it again, did it again) baby i've got to know are we gonna make it? laying down beside me tonight do whatever you feel [ these lyrics found on www.completealbumlyrics.com ] baby you're in control where you gonna take it? don't you think that I do you right? you know darn well that I will [chorus] and I wanna know baby when you're with me who do you think you're fooling? making me feel so sure turnin your lovelight down again why don't you let me be? you don't know what you're doing making me feel so sure turning your lovelight down again baby you turn the lovelight down and I don't know just how long I can stick around girl I need more and it ain't just easy girl but I don't know what I can do cause I found it ain't love this time around keep turning down your lovelight did it again 04 Bongo Bong-Je Ne T'Aime Plus Mama was queen of the mambo Papa was king of the Congo Deep down in the jungle I started bangin' my first bongo Every monkey'd like to be In my place instead of me Cause I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong I went to the big town Where there is a lot of sound From the jungle to the city Looking for a bigger crown So I play my boogie For the people of big city But they don't go crazy When I'm bangin' in my boogie I'm the "king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong" Hear me when I come King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong They say that I'm a clown Making too much dirty sound They say there is no place for little monkey in this town Nobody'd like to be in my place instead of me Cause nobody go crazy when I'm bangin' on my boogie I'm the king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong Hear me when I come King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong Bangin' on my bongo all that swing belongs to me I'm so happy there's nobody in my place instead of me I'm a king without a crown hanging loose in a big town But I'm the king of bongo baby I'm the king of bongo bong King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong Hear me when I come, baby, king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong... Je ne t'aime plus mon amour Je ne t'aime plus tout le jour Je ne t'aime plus mon amour Je ne t'aime plus tout le jour Je ne t'aime plus mon amour Je ne t'aime plus tout le jour Je ne t'aime plus mon amour Je ne t'aime plus tout le jour 05 She's Madonna Oh, Madonna, Madonna I don't miss you Just who You used to be And you don't ring true So please Stop calling me Your "I love you"'s Are ten a penny You're dropping clues Like you've got any You got to choose There's been so many ohhhh I love you baby But face it she's Madonna No man on earth Could say that he don't want her This look of love Says I'm leaving You're frozen now I've done the freezing I'm walking out Madonna's calling me She's got to be Obscene to be believed That's her routine Not what she means to me I found myself By circumstance Across a room Where people dance And quite by chance She' danced right next me I love you baby But face it she's Madonna No man on earth Would say that he don't want her It's me not you I've got to move on You're younger too But she's got her groove on I'm sorry love Madonna's calling me Oh, Madonna, Madonna I want to tell you a secret We're having drinks With Kate and Stella Gwyneth's here She's brought her fella But all I wanna do Is take Madonna home I love you baby But face it she's Madonna No man on earth Would say that he don't want her It's me not you I've got to move on You're younger too But she's got her groove on I'm sorry love Madonna's calling me 06 Keep On Hotel motel Holiday Inn Hotel motel Holiday Inn Hotel motel Vein popping Heart clogging Name dropping Life stopping Got no strings But I think with my dingalingaling Can't sing can't speak ting tong's tong ting I'm popping And I'm locking Pulse stopping Hypnotic Got no strings But I think with my dingalingaling Wing chang with the ching ching ting tong's tong ting (I love my Mum and I love my Dad They never had any love I've had So much love it's driving me mad) Blood clotter Slender tone Say très bon Dingadingdongadongadong Sound of the town Gets a little louder He saw and I saw in my soul mine If you're in the club and you hear this sound Come on everybody boogie down boogie down Running in the fast lane Speeding in the dark Trying to maintain The feeling in your heart No leaving Shallow breathing Girl weeping Teef teathing Got no strings but I think with my dingaling Wu tang with the bling bling Sing a song sing sing Naughty things We're geezing Day creeping Got not strings but I think with my dingaling Wu tang with the bling bling I spin with a tin tin gin grin (I love my Mum and I love my Dad They never have any love I've had So much love it's driving me mad) Blood clotter Slender tone Say très bon Like a dingadingdongadongadong Sound of the town Gets a little louder He saw and I saw in my soul mine If you're in this club and you hear this sound Come on everybody boogie down boogie down Running in the fast lane Speeding in the dark Trying to maintain No feeling in your heart Running in the fast lane Speeding in the dark Trying to maintain The feeling in your heart Hotel motel Holiday Inn Hotel motel Holiday Inn Hotel motel Croups crouping Roots rooting Ludes looting Loops hooping Got no strings but I think with my dingalingaling Two two for the two ting tong ting two stonking Two's two Looks luking Fruits fruiting Sleuths sleuthing Got no strings I think with my dingalingaling Root root for the rooting Toot toot for the tooting (I love my Mum and I love my Dad They never have any love I've had So much love it's driving me mad) Blood clotter Slender tone Say très bon Like a dingadingdongadongadong Sound of the town Gets a little louder He saw and I saw my saw mine If you're in this club and you hear this sound Come on everybody boogie down boogie down Running in the fast lane Speeding in the dark Trying to maintain No feeling in your heart Running in the fast lane Speeding in the dark Trying to maintain No feeling in your heart 07 Good Doctor Can we do it again Take that, take that Chorus You alright star No star You alright star You alright star No star I don 't feel proper 1st Verse I went to the dr to get a prescription I told him little fact and lots of fiction About a bad back that I ain't got He tried to sell me faith healing But I think not I want Xanax, Vicadin and Oxycotton Funky fill the form out So I can drop em' I've got all these demons And I can't stop em' To tell you the truth Doc I might have a problem Robert Williams take one adoral with water in the morning As if I'm goin' to take one tablet I'm Keith Moon Dick head Chorus 2 He said this one's to take you up Wow how He said this one's to take you down When I take um I don't feel sound And I look rather… Round You alright star No star You alright star No star You alright star No star I don 't feel proper 2nd Verse You know what Doc its alright and all I just heart me leg its not terminal But a pain killer could help for whats wrong with my knee And I'm a little bit down from too much tea Got me own collection can't get an erection If I take em' too long they'll fuck me complextion That's right If I take em for like more than a few days I get that haunted look Give me loads of pills Give me loads of pills Give me loads of pills Give me loads of pills Chorus 3 He said this one's to take you up Wow how He said this one's to take you down Wow how When I take um I don't feel sound And I look rather… Round You alright star No star You alright star No star You alright star Five star I don't feel proper Middle 8 ish Now if you go to the barber shop long enough then you're goina' get a hair cut And if go to the doctors regular, then you gots to be a fuck up Well I've got 5 or 6 if I'm at a loss Do I have a history of drug abuse, well I never tick that box And I now that some of you are going to be really really cross The drug's stop working so prescription pills are boss The glory days are gone and we've all stopped havin' it No raves no more just bedside cabinet Sleepers are great but don't start dabbing it The world carries on spinning we're mad in it Take that, take that Chorus 3 He said this one's to take you up Wow how He said this one's to take you down Wow how When I take um I don't feel sound And I look rather… Round You alright star No star You alright star No star You alright star Five star I don't feel proper You alright star No star Are you five star No star You alright star Five star I don't feel proper Know what doc, it's not like I've been doin' any research or anything But if you can give me any of the following pills I'd be very very greatful cos I feel poorly So that's Codeine Morphine Opium Methadone Menocrabedene Hydroanoxycodeine Anolodene Buprenopheine ButroPhenol Adorel Dorel Work with me antidepressants But not Saint Johns Wort Cos I can get that at Boots! 08 The Actor Principal actors to the stage please, Act One is about to begin in 8 seconds. VERSE ONE: First you can't act, now you can't stop, (What's my motivation?) I used to like you... a lot, (I was the class nerd) Exactly who I'm s'posed to be, (I'm totally Strasberg) You play a doctor on TV, (What you're doing is SO brave) VERSE TWO: Deep down you're dirty but you try, (I'm a good person) The truth would break you so you lie, (I want my work to matter) It's in the choices that you make, (I want to inspire) No talent, just fate. CHORUS: I don't know where you begin, I end, we start Again, They need, you love, We all watch The Actor Acting. VERSE THREE: Good from far but far from good, (All I have is my instinct) You love to act, I wish you would, (It's not acting, it's re-acting) Act like you're not from out of space, (When I'm on stage I feel alive) You know ambition isn't grace, (For me it's the craft) VERSE FOUR: Made of Sex, Maida Vale, (Would I do better in New York) You are the Alpha Male, (I'm just too pretty for that role) You are the good, you are the great, (The words have power) Now let me fill you with my hate. (CHORUS) MIDDLE 8: Monroe, (Monroe) Barrymore, (Barrymore) Mansfield, (MANSFIELD) D-d-d-d-Dame d-Dame d-Dame Judi Dench, (Judi Dench) Madonna Ritchie, (Ritchie) Ritchie, Ritchie, Ritchie. Streep, Close, Hepburn, Burt Reynolds. Niven, Danson, Bundy, BARDOT. Joaquin, Joaquin, Joaquin, Joaquin, Joaquin, (Joaquin) Joaquin, (Joaquin) Joaquin, (Joaquin) SWANK. (CHORUS) OUTRO SPEECH: In the future, Everybody will be anonymous for fifteen minutes, You are, we all are a test card, The stars of CCTV, We ARE the nature of the beast. 09 Never Touch That Switch Size of which is paradoxic the only way you're gonna stop this In the vessel there's a switch in the middle You really shouldn't fiddle cause its toxic Listen up 'cos it's a red light And the pressure's blowing up tight There's a skism in the time mechanism There's a skism in the time mekanism Never touch that switch Even if you want to You don't know what it can do. Never touch that switch, even if you want to. You don't know what it can do. See the futures in the distance I know I'm facing some resistance Getting back within the blink of a bubble Time machine never gives us any trouble. There's a riot down in Shelton Only minutes after Brixton but this city never made it on the telly Or the rumble of the nations underbelly Never touch that switch, even if you want to. You don't know what it can do. Never touch that switch, even if you want to. You don't know what it can do. You know you're heading for a meltdown, and you're living in a tin town Thinking that you're gonna be somebody, living in the land of milk and honey Listen up 'cos it's a red light, and the futures blowing up tight There's a skism in the time mechanism, there's a skism in the time mekanism Never touch that switch, even if you want to. You don't know what it can do. Never touch that switch, even if you want to. You don't know what it can do. Never touch that switch, even if you want to. You don't know what it can do. Never touch that switch, even if you want to. You don't know what it can do 10 Louise When he saw her getting of the bus It seemed to wipe away the years Her face was older, just a little rough But her eyes were still so clear He drank his coffee and he hurried out Across before she walked away Then he approached her like a little child Too scared for what he had to say "Hello, Louise, Remember me? Now should we part Or stay awhile? As if we were still lovers" She took a moment just to recognise the man she'd known so well before And as he started to apologise Lose any bitterness she bore She gently put her finger on his lips To let him know she understood And with her suitcase standing on the floor Embraced him like a lover would He told louise "You look so good It's just you see You make me feel As if we were still lovers" It's not always true that time heals all wounds There are wounds that you don't wanna heal The memories of something really good Something truly real, that you never found again And though they talked for just a little time Before she said she had to go He saw the meeting as a tiny sign That told him all he had to know And so Louise Waved from the bus And as she left She gave that smile As if they were still lovers 11 We're The Pet Shop Boys We're The Pet Shop Boys Suburbia's a slipstream To a memory Of a time when you were Close to me I pretend I'm there again I close my eyes and see you Better than before Then I feel you touch me And it's 1984 I know what you will say Before you start In my heart We're the Pet Shop Boys We're the Pet Shop Boys Every thought's a fashion Or a crime And every boy is just A waste of time But I pretend It was different then Maybe it's a habit Maybe it's a sin But I find out When I try it on It crawls beneath my skin Once it gets inside me It won't go Now I know We're the Pet Shop Boys We're the Pet Shop Boys Rent Shopping Being boring It's alright It's a sin I'm not scared In denial I want a dog I want a lover Can you forgive her? Do I have to? What have I? What have I? What have I done to deserve this? We're the Pet Shop Boys We're the Pet Shop Boys 12 Burslem Normals Can you hear me? In your face There's nowt left They have defaced The marks you left Upon the wall The writing not on there at all Can you stand what you stood for Are you more normal then before? Goodbye to the normals Goodbye to the normals In your place There's just chaps The kids aren't alright They know They're born today Reaching out to feel the sun At the time it seemed like fun I was there when you got done Lived two weeks by the surf We used to know what we were worth Before the normals fell to earth Goodbye to the normals Goodbye to the normals Whatever happened To the mean mortals crew The fine young casuals blew a fuse And all the Burslem lads Now that they're all dads They meant so much to me It makes me sad In your wake There's nowt left 13 Kiss me Im my young life I have recieved Carolers as if it were Christmas Eve Im disappointed and I dont know why She gave me laughter, hope, and a sock in the eye In my young life I know something Now, I've never tried to create a wow Wows are few, frustration more common I can feel in my soul thats I game the come-on (chorus) Kiss me with your mouth Your love is better than wine Kiss me with your mouth Your love is better than wine But wine is all I have Will your love ever be mine? Faces fall before my feet Like blood onto a clean white sheet When I grow old I wont forget To innocence my only dept Wow I feel so fresh today Barefoot in the snow, to make love in the hay The stars are bright in the abise Now I feel his arms explode inside your kiss (chorus) (kiss me) boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom (cos - cos - cos- cosmic forces) boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom (chorus) 14 The 80's I smoked Consulate and Park Drive Drank Newcy Brown, learned how to skive Polo mints to hide my breath from my Mum Did a little weed 'cause it felt like fun Did a little speed if my friends had some Nicked Volkswagon badges, I'm a Beastie Boys son Me so horny, me so young, and I still get my washing done Auntie Jo died of cancer, God didn't have an answer Rhythm was a dancer, any room for a chancer That's me in the corner, thanks Sir Wore a Troop track suit, British Knights shoes Kangol hat like L.L. Cools Before I was having it, having it large They nicked the B.M.X. from out my garage And I knew it was Tear from off the estate 'Cause every time I saw him he smiled like we were mates From then on in, I'd have to walk to me Nan's and I'll dream my dreams thro' a sea of prams Like a hooligan on the football stands and I threw the V's to Leeds and West Ham And then I ran, I ran so far away Down Scotia Road to a taxi bay Then I ran again 'cause I couldn't pay Young Muslim didn't get his fare that day I apologise today Things look better when they start That's how the 80's broke my heart And who are you calling poof You like Wham, man I hate that stuff And then my Granddad died and left a hole in the family And lots of women there to nanny me School was a laugh, they didn't have A.D.D Thick was the term they used for me Over and over, repeatedly, over and over Take my breathe away, pass the bidley bidley bidley bidley bong Pass it on the left hand side Right turn, Clyde That girl in the fourth year got pregnant She was raised Catholic, brilliant I cried, she cried, we cried Her youth died Drank cider in the cemetery The year above us had discovered 'E' And I said it weren't for me Twelve pounds fifty I could rob my mum's purse and buy one off Chalky Met a girl on Monday, drank fizzy pop on Tuesday Fingered her on Wednesday, and on Thursday and Friday, and on Saturday Dumped by Sunday Things look better when they start That's how the 80's broke my heart The wonder years I've played my part That's how the 80's broke my heart I lost my virginity to a girl called Anne-Marie Well, she said she fancied me And then she said "Fuck me" and I thought fuck me And I'm all talk and it'll be over too quickly And it was but I couldn't care less I'd seen a girl's part, made a mess on her dress Oh yes, you're now rocking with the best Second person in my year that had seen a breast I'm in my 30s now and I'm still impressed Why the Falklands Mum, and what have they done Where do girls come, where do girls come from, where do girls come from It's the 80's what you looking at, you mong So young, so long, so young, so long Too short, so long What you looking at, you mong Too short, so long, too short, so long So long 15 The 90's icking up the story from where I left off It’s 1990 now so school can fuck off I got no GCSEs, nothing higher than a ‘D’ I couldn’t tell me mum because she’d batter me Me and Tate sat on the bowling green, life was a shitter We had five quid between us and bought six cans of bitter I took me ten Benson home and I smoked through the sorrow If I could just avoid me Mum, maybe I’d tell her tomorrow I stumbled through the door I said "Mum it’s like this" She said “That man’s been on the phone and you’ve made the list You’re in that boy band son, come and give us a kiss. Phoned up Martin and Rich and carried on getting pissed Boys I don’t believe it, I’m goin’ to be famous Pick you up in a Porsche and buy you lots of trainers I met the other guys, one seemed like a cock I think it’s going to be like New Kids On The Block I can’t be bothered ’cause I’m lazy I hate those that hate me I can’t forgive and it’s crazy, baby Now I’m a video star Baa baa baa, ba baa baa Do you know who you are, baby (I only wanted to get down I’m making trouble in this town For the five of us) I adopted four brothers, some I liked more than others One was like a brother from another mother But the lead singer made it hard to like him And I still loved him, despite him The first three months, you know I nearly quit I played snooker with my Dad, he said “Don’t be a dick Unload the bullets, you’re mind is a gun You’re gonna shoot yourself when they’re number one? I can’t be bothered ’cause I’m lazy I hate those that hate me I can’t forgive and it’s crazy, baby Now I’m a video star Baa baa baa, ba baa baa Do you know who you are, baby (I only wanted to get down I’m making trouble in this town For the five of us) Now it’s dinner with Versace lunch with Princess Diana And I’m gonna get battered if I go out in my manor ‘Cause as much as we were loved we were also hated The boys got jealous ‘cause the girls got plated And now we’re famous and that, and we’re dancing and that And I’m thinking I can sing why am I stood at the back So fuck the band give me Sambuka and gak Now were all a bag of nerves and not a band of brothers, I can’t be bothered ’cause I’m lazy I hate those that hate me I can’t forgive and it’s crazy, baby Now I’m a video star Baa baa baa, ba baa baa Do you know who you are, baby (I only wanted to get down I’m making trouble in this town For the five of us) And now it’s breaking my heart because the dream’s turned to shit It ain’t broke but I’ll break it in a little bit And I’m always in trouble but I’ve stopped saying sorry Everybody’s worried “What the fuck’s wrong with Robbie He not answering his phone, he’s not talking to me I saw him on the telly at Glastonbury? And now I’m running away from everything that I’ve been And I’m pissed and I’m fucked, and I’m only nineteen I can’t conform no more, I can’t perform no more But the boys know I’m fucked and so they show me the door And if the truth be told I wasn’t fit enough to stay So I put my head down and walked away That was the 90's, 90 to 95 I can’t be bothered ’cause I’m lazy I hate those that hate me I can’t forgive and it’s crazy, baby Now I’m a video star Baa baa baa, ba baa baa Do you know who you are, baby (I only wanted to get down I’m making trouble in this town For the five of us) 16 Summertime This is how I pray for the summertime This is how I pray for the summer Got my my glass of shandy Now I feel fine This is how I pray in the summer If the more you pray The more you stay The less it's gettin you down If the more you pray The more you stay The less it's gettin you down Autumn time leaves fallin' all around Wintertime follows soon Little bunnies freezin' in the snow Winter's such an ugly brute Mid city blues gettin' you down Take a break from the strain Get out your card And drink a glass of wine Admit it you feel great It's the summertime This is how I feel in the summertime This is how I feel in the summer Got my glass of shandy Now I feel fine This is how I play, yeah This is how I feel in the summertime This is how I feel in the summer Got my glass of shandy And I feel fine This is how I play, yeah And if your love has met it's sad refrain Believe me you will love again All the best laid plans of mice and men go wrong It's written in this song, oh This is how we feel in the summertime This is how we feel in the summer What's mine is yours What's yours is mine This is how I play, yeah This is how we feel in the summertime This is how we feel in the summer Take it back to the summer 89 This is how I play, yeah oh This is how we feel in the summer, oh [spoken] The Mondays the Roses Blocking all your noses Wearing baggy clothes In our Buffalo poses Bank tellers stroppy little fellas Loved up in the clubs Of football thugs No malice A dicky dread locks Boozin' off your socks Big fish little fish Card board box Gimme french kiss I?ll love you from the rain I dream of Santa Ana on the road to Mandalay In the summer time Where the weather is hot In the summer time Where the weather is hot On my mind On my mind In the summer time Where the weather is hot In the summer time I got shivers Down my spine UK Bonus Track: 17 Dickhead [Contains Explicit Lyrics] This is "T" to the mother fucking "Ofty" What's you're problem Dickhead 1st Verse Don't kick my dog dickhead Don't beep at me dickhead Why d'you mug me off in my car dickhead Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead Theres a dickhead in you're mouth A dickhead on parade Do not have kids Don't want dickheads to be made dickhead Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead Why d'you piss me off in first class dickhead I'm not sitting here to be treated like a dickhead Bumba Clart, kin' Raas Clart Where's the Chorus dickhead Chorus Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely�baby 2nd Verse If you diss me you'll sell copy dickhead What d'you expect dickhead Radiohead dickhead This is pop dickhead Size tens dickhead break you're shins dickhead My security are a viscious crew They'll kick fuck out of you Only if I ask them to, but They'll kick fuck out of you You're going home in a Stafordshire Ambulance I wasn't looking at ya' bird dickhead She was looking at me dickhead Who do I think I am dickhead Who the fuck are you dickhead You must have me confused With someone who gives a shit I've found the dickhead of the year And you are fucking it dickhead Where's the chorus�no chorus.. dickhead Chorus 2 Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely�baby The Tofty Rap I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah I've got a bucket of shit I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah I've got a bucket of shit Not, horse shit, cow shit dog shit no real shit I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah I've got a bucket of shit Verse 3 Why d'you cut me up in my car dickhead Why d'you say bad things 'bout my bra dickhead I've got nothing for you dickhead Go to bed dickhead Don't wake up dickhead Who gives a fuck dickhead No one gives a fuck about you cos you're a dickhead true See your mate over there in the corner he's a dickhead too like you, dickhead Chorus 3 Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely�baby Dickhead